2014 Classic: The Maleficent Defense

Why did the lawyer represent Maleficent? He argued that a “missing invitation” to a christening was a valid cause for a 100-year sleep curse.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »

Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »

@T9_Texter04/10/2005 01:134-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Pikachu_Fan_8809/05/2014 02:43Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@MP3_Encoder07/31/1995 11:58128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Trainspotting_Rent11/04/2008 09:22Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Butthead_Uhhh01/29/2014 12:13Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Speed_Racer_Go04/08/2008 00:24Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Mini_Me_Rocks09/08/2012 14:45... (Laughter in silence).

@Warcraft_Orc06/02/2001 02:19Work, work... and laugh, laugh!