2006 Archive: The Best Animated Short
Why did The Moon and the Son win? Because the Academy loves a short film that makes them feel guilty about their relationship with their… Read More »2006 Archive: The Best Animated Short
2006 Legacy: The Fergie “London Bridge”
Why was the tourist disappointed in London? Because the bridge didn’t actually “go down” when the song started playing. Part of the 48 Travel Jokes:… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Fergie “London Bridge”
2005 Classic: The DVD Camcorder
Why did the dad bring the camera to the office? To record his “retirement speech” onto a 3-inch disc that cost $20. Part of the… Read More »2005 Classic: The DVD Camcorder
2004 Archive: Usher’s “Yeah!”
Why was the kitchen vibrating? Because it was the #1 song of the year, and even Grandma was saying “Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!” to the extra… Read More »2004 Archive: Usher’s “Yeah!”
2003 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Password
My surgeon was 20 minutes late. He said, “Sorry, the hospital changed the password policy. I needed a capital letter, a symbol, and the blood… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Password
2003 Legacy: The Launch of iTunes
Why was the stocking so light? Because instead of a CD, you got a piece of paper with a code for 10 songs, and you… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Launch of iTunes
2003 Legacy: The Ant
I’m “working” on my profile. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The Low-Cost Explosion
Why was the passenger sitting on his own lap? Because he booked a $1 flight and realized “legroom” was an optional extra that cost $50.… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Low-Cost Explosion
2002 Legacy: The Signs
A guy sees a circle on his coaster and screams, “ALIENS!” The bartender says, “No, that’s just condensation.” Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Signs
2002 Legacy: The Euro Launch
Why were European lawyers excited about the Euro? It gave them a whole new currency to use for “unforeseen administrative surcharges.” Part of the 48… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Euro Launch