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1999 Classic: The Blood Pressure

It hit an all-time high when I saw the price of a ‘Y2K-compliant’ thermometer.

Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Modem_Meltdown07/20/2013 17:20My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
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