2017 Archive: The Matching Khaki Directory
A family showing up for the new parish directory photo session all wearing identical white polo shirts and khaki pants while posing in front of… Read More »2017 Archive: The Matching Khaki Directory
2017 Legacy: The National “Sleep Well Beast”
Why the blue mood? For the band proving they were the undisputed kings of “dad-rock for people who drink expensive wine.” Part of the 42… Read More »2017 Legacy: The National “Sleep Well Beast”
2014 Vintage: Best R&B Song
Why “Pusher Love Girl”? Because Justin Timberlake made “addiction to love” sound like a 1950s big band number. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Vintage: Best R&B Song
2014 Classic: The Kim Kardashian Internet
“Kim Kardashian broke the internet with her backside!” “That’s nothing. My wife broke the bank account with a pair of boots and a ‘limited edition’ handbag. The… Read More »2014 Classic: The Kim Kardashian Internet
2013 Archive: The “Sail” AWOLNATION
The official song for every GoPro video of someone doing something dangerous in 2013. Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive.… Read More »2013 Archive: The “Sail” AWOLNATION
2013 Classic: The Percy Jackson 2
“I’m a demigod!” “You’re a demi-adult who still asks his mom for laundry help.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition… Read More »2013 Classic: The Percy Jackson 2
2013 Classic: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make “Battery Full” sound like a disappointment. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Candy Crush”… Read More »2013 Classic: The Phone
2013 Legacy: The Curiosity Rover’s First Birthday
Why did it sing “Happy Birthday” to itself on Mars? To show that in 2013, even a robot felt lonely in a universe full of… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Curiosity Rover’s First Birthday
2012 Vintage: The Generic 2
“Is this generic?” “It’s so generic it’s just a white circle with ‘HOPE’ on it.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Generic 2
2011 Archive: The “Winter’s Bone” Recognition
Why was Jennifer Lawrence there? To prove that you can hunt squirrels in the Ozarks and still look like a Dior model. Part of the… Read More »2011 Archive: The “Winter’s Bone” Recognition