2010 Archive: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know the password by now! Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Archive: The Otto
2010 Archive: The Buried Box
Why Ryan Reynolds? For a movie that made everyone in 2010 realize that being trapped in a coffin with a Blackberry is the ultimate modern… Read More »2010 Archive: The Buried Box
2009 Classic: The Blue-Ray (Part 2)
She says Blu-ray is “too honest.” It shows the crumbs on the carpet that I’ve been ignoring since the 2008 election. Part of the 64… Read More »2009 Classic: The Blue-Ray (Part 2)
2008 Classic: The “Low” Flo Rida
Apple Bottom jeans and boots with the fur. The official uniform of 2008, despite being highly impractical for actual weather. Part of the 81 Observational… Read More »2008 Classic: The “Low” Flo Rida
2008 Classic: The Last Shadow Puppets Debut
Why the 60s spy vibes? For Alex Turner and Miles Kane proving that side projects are the best way to wear suits and play with… Read More »2008 Classic: The Last Shadow Puppets Debut
2008 Vintage: The Indiana Jones (Kingdom of the Crystal Skull) Fan
One, but they have to hide in a fridge to survive the light turning on. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Indiana Jones (Kingdom of the Crystal Skull) Fan
2008 Classic: The “Disturbia” Rihanna
She’s in a dark room with creepy contacts. Rihanna has officially entered her “Goth-Pop” phase. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge… Read More »2008 Classic: The “Disturbia” Rihanna
2007 Legacy: The Polyester
I’m “synthetic-ally” funny. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The Best Animated Short
Why did The Moon and the Son win? Because the Academy loves a short film that makes them feel guilty about their relationship with their… Read More »2006 Archive: The Best Animated Short
2006 Legacy: The Fergie “London Bridge”
Why was the tourist disappointed in London? Because the bridge didn’t actually “go down” when the song started playing. Part of the 48 Travel Jokes:… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Fergie “London Bridge”