Why was the tourist disappointed in London? Because the bridge didn’t actually “go down” when the song started playing.
Part of the 48 Travel Jokes: The 2006 “Chirping & Shoe Removal” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.