2002 Legacy: The Low-Cost Explosion
Why was the passenger sitting on his own lap? Because he booked a $1 flight and realized “legroom” was an optional extra that cost $50.… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Low-Cost Explosion
2001 Classic: The Botox
It was just approved for foreheads. I told my wife she doesn’t need it. She said my constant questions are giving her wrinkles. Part of… Read More »2001 Classic: The Botox
2001 Legacy: The Jurassic Park III
Why did we stay away from the birdbath? Because the Pteranodons were back, and we weren’t taking any chances with flying reptiles. Part of the… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Jurassic Park III
2001 Archive: The Driveway Radar Patrol
Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM with a clipboard, tracking the exact speed of the neighborhood mail truck down… Read More »2001 Archive: The Driveway Radar Patrol
2001 Classic: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is “optimistic.” “You’re never going to be that productive,” she noted. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey… Read More »2001 Classic: The Alarm Clock
2000 Legacy: The Sam Mendes Directing Win
Why was it a big deal? Because it was his first movie, proving that some people just show up to the party and take the… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Sam Mendes Directing Win
2000 Legacy: The Richard Farnsworth Nomination
Why was the 79-year-old there for The Straight Story? To prove that driving a lawnmower across Iowa is the most heroic journey of the year.… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Richard Farnsworth Nomination
2000 Vintage: The Payphone Hunt
Why was the tourist running? He had a calling card with 5 minutes left and he needed to tell his mom he’d landed before it… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Payphone Hunt
2000 Legacy: The Venture Capitalist
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To see if the VC on the other side had any cash left to sue for. Part of… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Venture Capitalist
2000 Legacy: The Long Island
A guy orders a Long Island and says, “I want to forget the 20th century.” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Long Island