2000 Legacy: The Long Island

A guy orders a Long Island and says, “I want to forget the 20th century.”

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@Oregon_Trail_Survivor10/17/2003 08:25You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@Breakfast_Club_B02/16/2010 05:42Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Uncle_Rico_9811/24/2003 02:41I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Woman_Yelling_C08/27/2004 12:40The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@Top_List_Winner05/10/1999 00:46Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Charlie_Unicorn03/29/2015 03:03We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!