2001 Legacy: The Jurassic Park III

Why did we stay away from the birdbath? Because the Pteranodons were back, and we weren’t taking any chances with flying reptiles.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

It was Fourth of July and my entire family was at our backyard BB...read more »

Day One: Why was NYC so quiet? Because Lupita Nyong'o taught us t...read more »

Impossible 8 Final?: Why was the Dad hanging off a drone? Because...read more »

In 2016, Independence Day was a "Mobile Adventure." We were all w...read more »

Why was Grandpa's speech so eloquent? Because he used "Patriot-Bo...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because we realized that in 2024, ev...read more »

Why was everyone staring at their phones at 11:59 PM? Because Mar...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because the new Man of Steel arrived...read more »

Why was the kid wearing a blue backpack? Because he was "chosen b...read more »

Why was the drive to the beach so intense? Because George Miller ...read more »

In 1996, Independence Day wasn't just a holiday; it was a surviva...read more »

Thailand: Why was the 4th so "Elite"? Because the new season made...read more »

Why did the Declaration of Independence sound like it was read by...read more »

Why was the 2025 BBQ so distracted? Because everyone was busy ana...read more »

@CSS_Master_9903/09/2004 15:36Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Napster_Search06/16/1998 23:37Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Antivirus_Pro09/28/2005 18:10No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Twelve_Monkeys_F11/13/2005 13:13The future is laughing at us.

@Technorati_Tag11/19/2014 09:26Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

@Illidan_Blind12/09/2011 19:57I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

@Everquest_Solo09/09/2015 18:49Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.