Why was the tourist running? He had a calling card with 5 minutes left and he needed to tell his mom he’d landed before it “timed out” forever.
Part of the 48 Travel Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & New Sim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Smart Passport Control
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The Vacation Photo
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2025 Archive: The Starlink Roaming
Why was the traveler's bill so high? Because he used "Interplane...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2009 “Hudson Miracle & Airbnb” Edition
In 2009, travel was about survival and sharing. Captain Sully lan...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Smart Window
Why was the traveler staring at a wall? Because the airplane win...read more »
47 Travel Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Glitch & Stanley Craze” Edition
In 2024, travel became a battle against IT systems and queues for...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Moon Base
Why was the hiker disappointed? Because the "Lunar Dust" got int...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Currency
Why did the traveler pay with a "Digital Hug"? Because he was in...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Crypto-Island
Why was the traveler stuck? Because he went to an island that on...read more »
2025 Classic: The Meta-Tourism
Why did the man "visit" the pyramids in his underwear? Because h...read more »
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47 Travel Jokes: The 2022 “Everything Everywhere & Revenge Travel” Edition
In 2022, travel returned with a vengeance—literally, as the term ...read more »
47 Travel Jokes: The 2010 “Filter Everything & Volcano Ash” Edition
In 2010, travel became "aesthetic." We started taking photos of o...read more »
2025 Classic: The Space Hotel
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
I’ll be back... to read this again.
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
Shut up and take my laughter!