2001 Classic: The Alarm Clock

She says my alarm clock is “optimistic.” “You’re never going to be that productive,” she noted.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2024, we learned that AI can now create full-length movies of ...read more »

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I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »

Vacations are better when you have a good story to tell.My mother...read more »

Career advice from the most feared person in the family.I told my...read more »

In 2023, everyone was asking ChatGPT to do their homework and won...read more »

Bill: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law died. What was ...read more »

In 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that reality TV ...read more »

My mother-in-law told me: „My son would have been a millionaire i...read more »

In 2016, you couldn’t walk down the street without tripping over ...read more »

My mother-in-law stopped by for a visit one day. I asked her, “Ho...read more »

Speed and distance are key to a healthy family dynamic.My mother-...read more »

Hospitality is a virtue, unless it’s mandatory.I told my wife her...read more »

In 2021, we were all trying to figure out what a "Metaverse" was ...read more »

@Backstreet_Fan12/05/2008 20:15I want it that way... the funny way!

@Unix_Wizard12/23/2007 07:04sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Charlie_Bit_Me08/10/2003 15:08Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Bernie_Mittens08/12/2006 14:37I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Annoying_Orange01/21/2002 10:26Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!