2001 Classic: The Botox

It was just approved for foreheads. I told my wife she doesn’t need it. She said my constant questions are giving her wrinkles.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Silicon_Valley_Fan08/25/2003 04:12This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@CRT_Degauss11/02/2012 19:53BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Celebrity_DM08/02/2011 22:13Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Sixteen_Candles04/30/2010 20:41I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Shut_Up_Money12/02/2011 06:07Shut up and take my laughter!