Why did the lawyer cross the road? To see if the VC on the other side had any cash left to sue for.
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Office Drone
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2025 Classic: The Virtual Gavel
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2025 Classic: The Turing Test Trial
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2025 Archive: The Hourly Rate
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2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
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2025 Classic: The Retainer Fee
He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »
2025 Archive: The Prompt Audit
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2025 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I should make a stickman movie about this.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
A joke for the end of the world.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
Deal with it. This is gold.
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.