2002 Legacy: The Signs

A guy sees a circle on his coaster and screams, “ALIENS!” The bartender says, “No, that’s just condensation.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

"The weather report for November."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The ...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

@Full_House_Lover01/12/1996 06:25You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@Terminator_2_Fan05/20/2012 03:54Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Wild_Thornberry05/24/2008 04:25Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Weird_Science_G12/22/2007 14:47We created a monster... of a joke!

@Zoolander_Mug07/18/1998 02:11I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Club_Penguin_Kid04/15/1999 18:35Waddle on over and read this!