1999 Archive: The Mouse Ball Cleaning
Why was the secretary holding a small black sphere? It was time for the “Quarterly Cleaning of the Sensors.” Part of the 77 Office Groaners:… Read More »1999 Archive: The Mouse Ball Cleaning
1999 Classic: The New Tech
My doctor bought a new ‘Palm Pilot’ to keep track of patients. He accidentally deleted my gallbladder surgery and now I’m scheduled for a ‘Sync… Read More »1999 Classic: The New Tech
1999 Classic: The Blood Pressure
It hit an all-time high when I saw the price of a ‘Y2K-compliant’ thermometer. Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever &… Read More »1999 Classic: The Blood Pressure
1999 Archive: The Shadow
I’m a follower. I’m just behind you. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Vintage: The Math Book
Why was the math book always unhappy? Because it had too many problems and no solutions. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Math Book
1998 Legacy: The Fedora
A guy wearing a fedora walks into a bar. The bartender says, “The 1940s called, they want their hat back, but they said you can… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Fedora
1998 Archive: The NFL Expansion
Why were the Cleveland Browns “missing”? Because they were still in a three-year timeout before their 1999 comeback, leaving the city to watch “The Drew… Read More »1998 Archive: The NFL Expansion
1998 Archive: The Gift
I gave her a “Relaxation Tape.” She sent it back saying the waves were “too pushy.” Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star… Read More »1998 Archive: The Gift
1998 Classic: The Cargo Pocket Mystery
Why did the man miss his flight? He lost his passport in his own pants. It was in the 12th pocket near his left ankle.… Read More »1998 Classic: The Cargo Pocket Mystery
1996 Classic: Best Female Country Vocal
Why Shania Twain? Because “Any Man of Mine” was the first time feminism met line-dancing. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 1996 “Jagged Little… Read More »1996 Classic: Best Female Country Vocal