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1999 Archive: The Mouse Ball Cleaning

 Why was the secretary holding a small black sphere? It was time for the “Quarterly Cleaning of the Sensors.”

Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@CoolSkater9805/26/2001 18:26Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@WebTV_Viewer12/20/2003 09:11Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
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