1999 Vintage: The Math Book

Why was the math book always unhappy? Because it had too many problems and no solutions.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

It left its Windows open.read more »

In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »

Sofishticated.read more »

In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »

Because they cantaloupe.read more »

The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »

In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »

Q: Why did the coffee go to the police? A: To report a mugging!read more »

In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »

In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

Because then it would be a foot.read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

An orca-stra.read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker10/04/2005 09:19It really whips the llama's ass!

@Web_Master_Flex08/18/2005 05:00I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Linux_Distro_Fan06/07/2000 03:09Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Borat_Very_Nice10/06/2014 14:03Very nice! Great success!

@Numa_Numa_Guy08/04/2000 07:52Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Tagged_Network05/25/2005 03:59You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Leeroy_Jenkins04/04/2003 21:31At least I have chicken... and this joke!

@Retweet_King01/11/2007 04:10RT if you think this is funny!