I’m a follower. I’m just behind you.
Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
That was super fast and super funny!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.