“I don’t need a bulb, I’m currently looking at a 100-foot virtual cinema in my dark living room.”
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Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
But you have heard of this joke!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
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Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
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Jokes are more than meets the eye!
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