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2008 Classic: The “Disturbia” Rihanna

 She’s in a dark room with creepy contacts. Rihanna has officially entered her “Goth-Pop” phase.

Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Trust Issues
 I just watched a video of my boss giving me a raise, but the lig...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse (Public Domain) Horror
 I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Space Tourism
 Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Screentime" Guilt
 My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »
77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days
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2025 Classic: The Mercy Movie (Rebecca Ferguson)
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72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010 Inception of Social Media
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2024 Legacy: The "Not Like Us" Mustard Beat
 The official song for every backyard BBQ, wedding, and funeral i...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Prompt Engineer" Career
 My dad just asked me how to talk to his computer so it would dra...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Minecraft Movie Reality
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 I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Virtual" Reality TV
 I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blue_Screen_Survivor03/31/1997 02:14At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Doom_Marines10/24/1997 05:30Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Iron_Man_Tony06/13/1997 08:28I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Donnie_Darko_8811/24/2015 09:06Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Talladega_N_R03/22/1995 09:43If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Salt_Bae_Original09/25/2005 16:27Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Evil_Kermit_M07/19/2003 22:45Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Spawn_Camper_J07/21/1997 14:40I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@Cloud_Computing09/26/2002 12:45Storing my laughs in the cloud.
@Viewer_Number_105/20/2009 00:20First! And it’s funny!

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