2004 Archive: Usher’s “Yeah!”

Why was the kitchen vibrating? Because it was the #1 song of the year, and even Grandma was saying “Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!” to the extra helping of gravy.

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Harry_Potter_Ron03/28/2006 05:33Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Magic_SchoolBus09/04/2012 21:09Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Flickr_User_0408/17/2014 23:36A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Streamer_Pro_9909/19/2014 20:00Thanks for the donation and the joke!

@Retro_End_User08/01/2000 01:44The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.