The official song for every GoPro video of someone doing something dangerous in 2013.
Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Legacy: The "Stargazing" Myles Smith
The official song for when you’re feeling "Wholesome-Folk" about...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hyper-Local" Food
I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Smart Home" Betrayal
My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Neuro-Aesthetic" Fashion
My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Beautiful Things" Benson Boone
He’s screaming, he’s jumping, and he’s the official voice of 202...read more »
74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar
Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Mamushi" Megan & Yuki
"Star, star, star." I’m doing the finger dance while I’m standin...read more »
66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution
Step into 2017 – the year of the Fidget Spinner obsession, the gl...read more »
67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Not Like Us" Mustard Beat
The official song for every backyard BBQ, wedding, and funeral i...read more »
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61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch
Step into 2025 – the year of the GTA VI countdown, the rise of th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Destination (Bloodlines)
I’m still not driving behind log trucks. 25 years later.Part of ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Five Nights at Freddy's 2
The animatronics are back. 2025 is for the kids who love a jump-...read more »
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I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Thinking is definitely funny today.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
Equality for all jokes!