My surgeon was 20 minutes late. He said, “Sorry, the hospital changed the password policy. I needed a capital letter, a symbol, and the blood of a virgin just to unlock the scalpel locker.”
Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Super green! Hilarious!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!