Why were European lawyers excited about the Euro? It gave them a whole new currency to use for “unforeseen administrative surcharges.”
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
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D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Laughing in slow motion right now!
A joke for the end of the world.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
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