Why was the stocking so light? Because instead of a CD, you got a piece of paper with a code for 10 songs, and you spent the whole day “authorizing” your computer instead of eating.
Part of the 33 Christmas Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2022 “Oscar Slaps & Wordle” Edition
In 2022, Christmas was a return to "normalcy," if you consider a ...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s... 1999” Edition
In 1999, Christmas felt like the final level of a video game. We ...read more »
2024 Legacy: Gladiator II
Why was there a shark in the fountain? Because Ridley Scott adde...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Star-Lords” Edition
In 2014, Christmas was "Awesome" (Volume 1). We were all wearing ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Great Robot Dog" Walk
Why are there so many mechanical barks in the park? Because 2025...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, Christmas was a mix of superhero hype and the birth of r...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Memory Palaces"
Why is Mom wearing VR goggles while cooking? Because she’s using...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, Christmas was the bridge to the future. We were asking&n...read more »
2018 Joke: What’s The Difference Between
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regu...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI President Rumors
Why was the dinner blessing written by a bot? Because in 2025, w...read more »
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2024 Classic: The "Pedro Pascal" Everywhere
Why was the same guy in every movie trailer? Because 2024 confir...read more »
2024 Vintage: Longlegs
Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the ...read more »
36 Christmas Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola Razrs” Edition
In 2004, Christmas was all about being "fetch," even if Gretchen ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake Beef
Why was the playlist so "Not Like Us"? Because the biggest rap w...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
That was super fast and super funny!
One billion... laughs!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!