Why was the timing so bad? Because “October Surprise” is a tradition, but a “November 1st Surprise” is just cruel. Part of the 40 Presidential… Read More »2016 Legacy: The FBI Email Reopening (Comey Letter)
A movie that proved that a middle-aged woman is a better spy than Jason Statham. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Spy (Melissa McCarthy)
Why did the lawyer bring a “Hoverboard” to the settlement? To show the other side how quickly he could “roll away” from a bad deal.… Read More »2015 Classic: The Negotiation
Why did the dad throw the clock out of the 2014 party? He wanted to see “time fly” into the new year. Part of the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Broken Clock
“I’m a god of the operating room.” “And I’m the guy who’s going to ‘Unfollow’ you if you don’t fix my leg.” Part of the… Read More »2013 Archive: The Surgeon’s Ego
Why was he untouchable? Because he won the 5k and 10k at the World Championships, confirming that his “Mobot” is the global symbol for “I… Read More »2013 Classic: The Mo Farah “Double-Double”
Why did it resonate in D.C.? Because watching young people fight for survival while the elite watched from a distance felt like a “Job Fair”… Read More »2012 Archive: The Hunger Games Premiere
Why did Grandpa think he could jump out of a helicopter? Because he saw the Queen “skydive” with James Bond during the Olympics and felt… Read More »2012 Archive: The “I’m Just 71” Queen’s Stunt
Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway. Part of the 46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2011 Archive… Read More »2011 Archive: The Crash
A movie about the guy who made the site I use to ignore my real friends. “A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool?… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Social Network “Friend”
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