Why did Bush say America is “addicted to oil”? Because “We’re really into gasoline” didn’t sound like a serious enough diagnosis for a national intervention.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
This joke is an Epic Win!