2020 Archive: The Wonder Woman 1984 (Teasers)
Why was the 4th so “Neon”? Because we were still waiting for the sequel, hoping that the 80s would eventually return to save us. Part… Read More »2020 Archive: The Wonder Woman 1984 (Teasers)
2020 Archive: The Pear
We’re a “fruitful” pair of lockdown partners. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Classic: The 2019 Nintendo Ring Fit Adventure
I’m jogging in place while holding a plastic circle. I’ve never been so tired while playing a video game. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2019 Classic: The 2019 Nintendo Ring Fit Adventure
2018 Legacy: The Black Panther Fan
None. Shuri has already invented a vibranium-powered bulb that lasts forever. “Wakanda Forever!” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Black Panther Fan
2018 Classic: The 2018 Final Music Vibe
Why did the year feel like a neon-lit amusement park? Because we spent the year doing the Kiki challenge, watching Lady Gaga become a movie… Read More »2018 Classic: The 2018 Final Music Vibe
2018 Archive: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
The parish prayer circle starting a mobile messaging group chat, only for it to instantly descend into chaos when someone accidentally posts a blurry picture… Read More »2018 Archive: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
2017 Vintage: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
2016 Vintage: The Pokémon Lure
“I put a lure on the bar!” “To catch a Pikachu?” “No, to catch a woman who doesn’t mind that I’m a 30-year-old playing a kids’ game… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Pokémon Lure
2016 Legacy: The FBI Email Reopening (Comey Letter)
Why was the timing so bad? Because “October Surprise” is a tradition, but a “November 1st Surprise” is just cruel. Part of the 40 Presidential… Read More »2016 Legacy: The FBI Email Reopening (Comey Letter)
2016 Classic: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go for a Poké-walk? Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2016 Classic: The Honeydew