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1999 Legacy: The All Star Anthem

 Smash Mouth has officially created the song that will play at every graduation, wedding, and sporting event until the end of time.

Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Forrest_Gump_8804/21/2009 07:21Internet is like a box of chocolates...
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@Powerpuff_Bubbs09/06/2010 01:16Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
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@Homestar_Runner12/27/2007 13:22That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

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