I’m jogging in place while holding a plastic circle. I’ve never been so tired while playing a video game.
Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Deal with it. This is gold.
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.