We’re a “fruitful” pair of lockdown partners.
Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
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Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Laughing is as laughing does.
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!