Why did the computer go to the tailor? It needed a “web-fit.”
Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-mote” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
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Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
I should make a game about this joke.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!