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2017 Vintage: The Movie Ticket Bookmark

Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of Star Wars: The Last Jedi marking the page.

Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 2017 “Bitcoin Offerings, Smart Speakers & Cloud Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Ghost10/08/2008 13:18Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@ICQ_Classic05/04/1998 01:34That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Nsync_Justin09/19/2004 21:55Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Tech_Support_Guy08/13/1996 06:37Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Rewritable_CD07/29/2014 18:56I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Trinity_Matrix03/18/2003 13:45Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Woman_Yelling_C04/28/2015 21:29The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Trogdor_Burn03/19/2012 07:31Burninating the countryside with laughter!
@Salad_Fingers_F08/23/2015 12:40I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

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