2020 Archive: The Wonder Woman 1984 (Teasers)

Why was the 4th so “Neon”? Because we were still waiting for the sequel, hoping that the 80s would eventually return to save us.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the drive to the beach so intense? Because George Miller ...read more »

In 2005, Independence Day was "synchronized." If you weren't wear...read more »

Why was the American flag changing colors? Because it was an LED-...read more »

Why was the dog metallic? Because the family got a "Spot" from Bo...read more »

In 1999, Independence Day felt like the ultimate "Pre-Game" for t...read more »

Why was the 2024 parade so polite? Because everyone was trying to...read more »

Impossible 8 Final?: Why was the Dad hanging off a drone? Because...read more »

Why was the pool so "Magical"? Because Disney combined every tech...read more »

In 1996, Independence Day wasn't just a holiday; it was a surviva...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Hungry"? Because Billie’s Hit Me Hard and Sof...read more »

Why were we watching the clouds? Because Glenn Powell made storm-...read more »

My uncle was drunk on the Fourth of July and decided to give the ...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Folky"? Because the sunrise and the sunset we...read more »

In 2014, Independence Day was a "Global Viral Event." We were all...read more »

@SoundBlaster_1602/19/2008 21:56I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Myspace_First_Friend02/27/2015 15:14I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Tyler_Durden_Real10/28/2007 06:37Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@American_Psycho_P10/25/2004 14:14I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Kill_Bill_Bride10/06/2012 03:18I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@GG_WP_9802/24/1996 22:20Good game, well played. This is a winner.