2016 Classic: The Honeydew

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go for a Poké-walk?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

@CoolSkater9804/09/2011 09:32Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@OfficeWorker_9911/16/2014 13:18I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@X-Gen_Mark12/20/2003 08:41This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Encarta_Explorer06/20/2008 20:26I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@SoulSeek_Fan06/30/1998 15:43Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Res_Dogs_MrPink08/13/1999 14:19I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@DragonBall_Z_G01/04/2009 15:09His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@He_Man_Power02/27/2007 17:17I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@No_Way_Jose06/23/2003 14:13No way! That’s too much!