2024 Classic: The Skibidi Crisis
My husband tried to use “Gen Alpha” slang to sound cool. He told me the dinner I cooked was “Skibidi Ohio Rizz.” I’ve never been… Read More »2024 Classic: The Skibidi Crisis
2024 Classic: The Paper Calendar Defense
Refusing to look at a calendar app on a smartphone, firmly maintaining that if a month doesn’t feature a physical picture of a sleeping puppy… Read More »2024 Classic: The Paper Calendar Defense
2024 Vintage: The Tesla Optimus
A lawyer represented the robot to sue Tesla for “unauthorized labor without a lunch break.” Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Tesla Optimus
2023 Legacy: The Icon
I’m a “symbol” of the 2023 digital gold rush. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Archive: The Emergency
“Is there a doctor here?” “I’m a Crypto-Consultant!” “Somebody help him, he’s lost everything!” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron”… Read More »2022 Archive: The Emergency
2021 Vintage: The Coffee Price
Why did the lawyer sue the $15 “Single-Origin, Carbon-Neutral” espresso? He claimed the “Carbon Neutral” part was an “unverifiable marketing puffery.” Part of the 49… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Coffee Price
2021 Classic: Billie Eilish’s Hat
Why was she matching from head to toe? Because Billie is the only person who can make a designer face mask and a bucket hat… Read More »2021 Classic: Billie Eilish’s Hat
2021 Vintage: The TikTok Pasta
A guy asks the bartender for a block of feta cheese and some cherry tomatoes. The bartender says, “This is a pub, not a viral… Read More »2021 Vintage: The TikTok Pasta
2021 Archive: The Folder
I’m “organizing” my screenshot collection. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The Wonder Woman 1984 (Teasers)
Why was the 4th so “Neon”? Because we were still waiting for the sequel, hoping that the 80s would eventually return to save us. Part… Read More »2020 Archive: The Wonder Woman 1984 (Teasers)