2022 Archive: The Emergency

“Is there a doctor here?” “I’m a Crypto-Consultant!” “Somebody help him, he’s lost everything!”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

@Gopher_Explorer10/27/2009 21:01Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Shrek_Ogrelord05/06/2001 11:19Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Mean_Girls_Regina02/22/1999 07:05Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Korn_Follower07/01/2006 22:28Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Rick_Roller_0711/05/2013 18:19Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Reddit_Original06/08/2010 18:50The front page of the internet... in 1999!

@Not_Bad_Obama01/18/1997 10:44Not bad. Not bad at all.

@Mind_Blown_Gif03/08/2008 08:19*Boom* - there goes my brain!