2021 Vintage: The TikTok Pasta

A guy asks the bartender for a block of feta cheese and some cherry tomatoes. The bartender says, “This is a pub, not a viral kitchen.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

A guy walks in, starts singing, and everyone leaves. The bartend...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

"As sour as the Olympics breakdancing discourse."Part of the 58 ...read more »

@AltaVista_Pro03/24/2002 08:16Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Modem_Meltdown04/10/2013 04:33My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Hattori_Hanzo_S03/21/2006 21:52I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Powerpuff_Bubbs01/12/2014 13:23Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Blink_Tag_User09/12/2001 15:12<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>