A lawyer represented the robot to sue Tesla for “unauthorized labor without a lunch break.”
Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Honest Lawyer
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49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition
In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »
The Witness Stand
A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final Summary
A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »
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A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »
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A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »
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He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »
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A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »
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In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »
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Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »
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A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »
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A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »
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Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
A classic from the Spanish web too!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!