Why did the lawyer sue the $15 “Single-Origin, Carbon-Neutral” espresso? He claimed the “Carbon Neutral” part was an “unverifiable marketing puffery.”
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Smart Contract Breach
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2025 Classic: The Virtual Gavel
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The Speeding Ticket
Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition
In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition
In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »
The Bus Load
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49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition
In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket
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2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit
A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »
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47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition
In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »
The Inheritance Tax
Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
The magic man... is laughing!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!