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2008 Archive: The Twilight Hysteria

Why were the teens hiding in the shade? Because Stephenie Meyer made “sparkling in the sun” a vampire trait, and suddenly being pale was more patriotic than a tan.

Part of the 36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Hope” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Area 51” Edition
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2024 Legacy: The Furiosa Road War
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2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2
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2024 Archive: The "Very Demure" Trend
Why was the 2024 parade so polite? Because everyone was trying to...read more »
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The History Lesson
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2025 Classic: The "Smart-Condiment" Bottles
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33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2017 “Despacito & Spinners” Edition
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38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & The Force Awakens” Edition
In 2015, Independence Day was a "Social Experiment." We were all ...read more »
38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2003 “Pirates & Puka Shells” Edition
In 2003, Independence Day was all about the "Summer of the Sequel...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus01/10/1995 17:47What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@The_Mask_Smokin07/10/2006 09:29P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Frasier_Crane09/24/1997 03:37I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Mainframe_Manny04/25/2009 09:53Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Gnutella_User02/11/2010 12:02Peer-to-peer laughing!

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