Why did it resonate in D.C.? Because watching young people fight for survival while the elite watched from a distance felt like a “Job Fair” in 2012.
Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Binders Full of Women” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll be back... to read this again.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.