2006 Archive: The Scared Computer
Why did the computer go to the tailor? It needed a “web-fit.” Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-mote” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2006 Archive: The Scared Computer
2006 Legacy: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for several hours after the service ends. Part… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
2004 Legacy: Best Compilation Soundtrack
Why Chicago? Because “All That Jazz” was still stuck in everyone’s head a year after the movie came out. Part of the 40 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2004 Legacy: Best Compilation Soundtrack
2004 Classic: The Waiting Room 2
I’ve been here so long I’ve actually aged into a new insurance bracket. Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic… Read More »2004 Classic: The Waiting Room 2
2004 Legacy: The 1-800-CALL-SPY
Why did the Army set up a tip line? Because “Crowdsourcing” intelligence is great until the locals start calling it in just to get their… Read More »2004 Legacy: The 1-800-CALL-SPY
2003 Legacy: The USB Flash Drive (1GB)
Why was the tech-cousin bragging? Because he had a drive that could hold a whole gigabyte, and he told us we’d never fill it up… Read More »2003 Legacy: The USB Flash Drive (1GB)
2003 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Sylvester Stallone? For his record-breaking 10th Razzie win, officially making him the “Meryl Streep of Bad Acting.” Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2003 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor
2002 Vintage: The Word 2002 WordArt
Finding the new sleek, metallic title presets and using them to make a two-paragraph geography paper look like a corporate presentation. Part of the 37… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Word 2002 WordArt
2002 Archive: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his sprinklers were “too enthusiastic for the neighborhood’s tax bracket.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American… Read More »2002 Archive: The Neighbor
2001 Legacy: The Final Word
She said, “I’m the boss of this house.” I said, “I’m the CEO.” She reminded me that the CEO always reports to the Chairman of… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Final Word