2000 Archive: The M1A2 SEP Delivery
Why “System Enhancement”? Because in the year 2000, you couldn’t just have a tank; you had to have a “Mobile Network Node with a 120mm… Read More »2000 Archive: The M1A2 SEP Delivery
1999 Legacy: The “Virtual Reality” Training
Why did it start in 1999? Because it’s much cheaper to crash a digital F-16 than a real one, and the graphics were finally better… Read More »1999 Legacy: The “Virtual Reality” Training
1999 Legacy: The All Star Anthem
Smash Mouth has officially created the song that will play at every graduation, wedding, and sporting event until the end of time. Part of the… Read More »1999 Legacy: The All Star Anthem
1999 Vintage: The Budget Burn
Why Star Wars? Because $115 million is a lot of money to spend on a trade dispute in space. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Budget Burn
1999 Legacy: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove that my “unpaid debt of gratitude” to her has reached 7 figures. Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Calculator
1998 Legacy: The Pro-Wrestler
One, but they have to “Stone Cold Stunner” the old bulb first. Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Pro-Wrestler
1998 Archive: The Specialist
I went to a ‘Sleep Specialist.’ He fell asleep during the consultation. I guess he’s an expert. Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Archive: The Specialist
1997 Classic: The Polyester Choir Sweat
The adult choir enduring an unseasonably warm spring Sunday while trapped inside heavy polyester robes that trap heat like a greenhouse. Part of the 35… Read More »1997 Classic: The Polyester Choir Sweat
1996 Archive: The Keg
A keg of beer rolls into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re already rounded, you don’t need another.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Archive: The Keg
1996 Legacy: The Mars Pathfinder Launch
Why was the White House so excited about Mars? Because it was the only place in the solar system without a Bob Dole campaign poster.… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Mars Pathfinder Launch