Why “System Enhancement”? Because in the year 2000, you couldn’t just have a tank; you had to have a “Mobile Network Node with a 120mm Cannon.”
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
My mind is blown by how funny this is.