Why did the hoverboard go to the bank? To check its “float-ing” balance.
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 “Final Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
I am crying... with laughter!
I see you... laughing!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
Found this on the deep end of the net.