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1999 Legacy: The “Virtual Reality” Training

Why did it start in 1999? Because it’s much cheaper to crash a digital F-16 than a real one, and the graphics were finally better than “Pong.”

Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 1999 “Targeting & Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User10/27/1995 04:29I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@T9_Texter11/20/2001 10:134-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Futurama_Bender01/25/2011 23:55Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Jackass_Johnny06/26/1999 22:52Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Terran_Marine08/06/2000 07:21Go, go, go! More jokes!
@David_After_Dent06/27/2015 04:27Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

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