Why was the turkey so “messy”? Because Will Smith showed that a superhero can be tired and grumpy, which became the cook’s official philosophy for 2008.
Part of the 38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Rickroll” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Robot Waiter (Cyber-Butler)
Why was a metal arm serving the gravy? Because Dad bought a "Home...read more »
39 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, Thanksgiving was all about high-flying heroes, Kelly Cla...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "1-2 Buckle My Shoe" Remix
Why were the kids singing about footwear? Because an old nursery ...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Thanksgiving was about eating like it was our last meal ...read more »
2023 Archive: Asteroid City
Why was the table so symmetrical? Because after the Wes Anderson ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Eclipse 2.0
Why were we wearing sunglasses in April? Because the path of tota...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Post-Search" World
Why was there no arguing about facts? Because everyone has a "Con...read more »
2025 Legacy: Smart-Clothing Spills
Why did the wine stain disappear instantly? Because Mom wore a "N...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Hacked" Stuffing
Why did the stuffing glow in the dark? Because the "health-nut" s...read more »
2023 Archive: Succession (The Finale)
Why did nobody want to give up the remote? Because after the fina...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2009 Joke: A Little Boy Asked
A little boy asked his grandfather, “Why do we eat turkey on Than...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Attenzione Pickpocket!" Lady
Why was Grandma shouting in the kitchen? "Attenzione, borseggiato...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, Thanksgiving was about wearing 3D glasses at the table, ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Sentient" Fridge
Why was the refrigerator judging Uncle Jim? Because the appliance...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
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