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2004 Classic: The Waiting Room 2

I’ve been here so long I’ve actually aged into a new insurance bracket.

Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Legally_Blonde_Elle06/08/1996 00:38What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Myspace_First_Friend03/02/1996 17:49I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Marla_Singer_Fan06/11/2004 17:34A joke for the end of the world.
@Fifth_Element_Lelu08/03/1998 15:37Multipass! For the comedy club!
@DragonBall_Z_G07/18/1995 18:18His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Bill_Ted_Excell04/19/1999 05:08Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Warcraft_Orc09/25/2006 05:13Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Face_Palm_0104/11/2014 20:40Classic. Simply classic.

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