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2004 Legacy: The 1-800-CALL-SPY

Why did the Army set up a tip line? Because “Crowdsourcing” intelligence is great until the locals start calling it in just to get their annoying neighbor arrested.

Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2004 “Hillbilly Armor & Urban Grinder” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@The_Real_Morpheus10/05/2015 21:40What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@DVD_Collector08/30/2008 07:52Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter07/30/2002 11:39The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Tech_Support_Guy10/01/1998 21:25Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Hattori_Hanzo_S07/14/2007 17:30I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Search_Scout_9901/12/2007 09:21Scouting the web for gems like this.
@Maplestory_Kid02/02/2005 04:25@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Happy_Tree_Fans07/01/2001 23:08So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
@Hacktivist_Fan08/07/2005 20:38Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

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